Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in Matt U.'s LiveJournal:

Saturday, June 19th, 2004
3:23 pm	McKenzie is sexually harrassing me. She's sticking rubber objects in my ears and rubbing her boobs at my shoulders. Ahh! McKenzie sez: although i was sticking rubber objects in matt;s ear, its nothing compared to what he was sticking in me (in a location that is just to sick to tel about). (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 17th, 2004
6:16 pm	I'm back and better than ever! yep, i'm here and still kicking. there have been many requests for me to update my journal, so here i am. although i have become increasingly more snotty since i have been hired as a manager at the fabulous halas sports center (yeah, i'm entitled to a power trip because i am so great), i am still maintaining the title of Drama Queen. OMG! lets just talk about some of the things that annoy me. take for instance these incoming freshmen. there are all bright eyed and bushy tailed until they get drunk one night at a frat party and the guys invite their friends to spy on the naked female, which results in them taking her picture and posting it up all over campus. dumb freshmen. i heard planned parenthood's business doubles the first during the month of september. the second thing that has been bothering me involves attempting to get a hold of people. with all of this technology these days, why the hell is it so hard to contact everyone? lets see, there are cell phones, home phones, AIM, email, live chats, and good old fashioned mail. with all of those methods, how is it possible that i can call someone and never get a hold of them. its a conspiracy. i'm misunderstood... but not snotty. i mean seriously, if people cannot find directions on their own then i don['t know why the hell they call a random person like me and expect me to help. look it up on line. seriously. (Comment on this)
Monday, March 31st, 2003
2:15 pm	Test two one two (Comment on this)